Comments on: Worst? analogies ever written in a high school essay http://jdallen.org/funny/worst-analogies-ever-written-in-a-high-school-essay/ "To Bigotry No Sanction, To Persecution No Assistance" Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:15:16 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: twincats http://jdallen.org/funny/worst-analogies-ever-written-in-a-high-school-essay/comment-page-1/#comment-760 twincats Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:28:49 +0000 http://jdallen.org/funny/worst-analogies-ever-written-in-a-high-school-essay/#comment-760 My favorite is: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.” Who hasn't dated this guy? My favorite is: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”

Who hasn’t dated this guy?

]]> By: Sara http://jdallen.org/funny/worst-analogies-ever-written-in-a-high-school-essay/comment-page-1/#comment-750 Sara Thu, 07 Sep 2006 14:41:11 +0000 http://jdallen.org/funny/worst-analogies-ever-written-in-a-high-school-essay/#comment-750 His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free I like that one, and yes, I like a lot of them, too, in the right context. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free

I like that one, and yes, I like a lot of them, too, in the right context.

]]> By: Sara http://jdallen.org/funny/worst-analogies-ever-written-in-a-high-school-essay/comment-page-1/#comment-749 Sara Thu, 07 Sep 2006 14:38:01 +0000 http://jdallen.org/funny/worst-analogies-ever-written-in-a-high-school-essay/#comment-749 McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. ewwww McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

ewwww

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