Dateline:  Apr 17, 2006.  Farker bigz2k sits down for a little pantsless farking.  Unfortunately for him, he chooses to sit on a wooden planked chair.  As he commences farking, his testicles manage to slide themselves between the planks and become lodged therein.  Being the committed farker that he is, bigz2k, turns to his fellow farkers for advice on how to proceed.  And of course, hilarity ensues.