The Allen Almanac

Haha! /Nelson (via ThinkProgress.org)

Rumor around town is that Ryan Mallet was seen attending classes in Fayetteville today. If true, that is a big win early in Bobby Petrino’s Razorback career.

related link in case you’re wondering who Ryan Mallett is

Update:

Rivals is reporting it as a done deal.

Luckily for Stefan, the Stars managed to win in Overtime.

Apparently hiting women for fun and profit isn’t enough for Mike Tyson. Great move for someone known for rape and domestic abuse, by the way. He’d also like to be a manwhore:

If we were making a list of people most likely to strike a blow for women’s sexual equality, […]

This is from yesterday’s Dallas-Tennessee game. You can’t see what happens until they show the replay about 3/4s of the way in. But it clearly shows Albert Hayneworth reach down and loosen Andre Gurode’s chinstrap, kick off his helmet, and then stomp on his face. Defensive linemen wear huge cleats when they […]

You may actually want to run out and buy a printed copy of today’s Post: There are two full spreads dedicated to mocking the suicide attempt of Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens. Apart from a column suggesting that the Giants need to take full advantage of the troubled star’s effort to end his own […]

For over a century club bosses stubbornly resisted the march of time and capitalism to keep their team strip sponsor-free, at a time when every other club from football’s upper echelons right down to your average Sunday League side had given in to financial expediency. To be fair this may have profited them, with their […]