The Allen Almanac

In honor of the return of Scrubs, here is an original song performed by JD and Turk, Guy Love.

Last night Bill O’Reilly has this stern condemnation for the OJ murder-porn special airing on Fox later this month:

“Here’s a man many believe did kill those two Americans, Nicole Brown Simpson being mother of his two children. Yet Simpson is participating in a project that is exploiting the murders. Shamefully, the Fox Broadcasting Unit is […]

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland “You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston […]

Just when I thought my week couldn’t get any better, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip has received a full season order from NBC!

This post is in tribute to America’s former warrior-poet, Donald Rumsfeld. Enjoy the poetry stylings of America’s former Secretary of Defense. His insight will be missed:

The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not […]

Some people have been talking about Bill Maher’s new rule for conservative think tanks:
A) You can’t call yourself a think tank if all your ideas are stupid. And B), if you’re someone from one of the think tanks that dreamed up the Iraq War, and who predicted that we’d be greeted as liberators, and that […]

Everyone on the Religious Right needs to read this.

TO A CONTEMPORARY BUNKSHOOTER
Carl Sandburg

You come along. . . tearing your shirt. . . yelling about
Jesus.
Where do you get that stuff?
What do you know about Jesus?
Jesus had a way of talking soft and outside of […]

Wired.com has 92 six word sci-fi short stories inspired by a story Hemingway wrote (”For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”). Pretty big names, too. I thought I’d post my favorite ten and a few I did..

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
- Frank Miller

Epitaph: Foolish humans, never […]

This is on Salon’s site:

In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings.” According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five […]

As much as I like Keith Olbermann and as much as I dislike all the attention that Paris Hilton gets and the way she manipulates that attention to get more of it (like I’m doing now), I have to agree with this commentator’s take on what happened during Countdown’s celebrity gossip round-up:

Last night in his […]